Thaddeus Peuterschmidt

Youtube celebrity all star lacrosse player pussymagnet alpha male
Guy 1: You heard of Thaddeus Peuterschmidt?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a fucking pussymagnet
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thaddeus quintero

A nigga that says his dick is small when it's actually big
I get tons of pussy because I pull a Thaddeus Quintero, girls never seen a small dick before.
by bacon splitz March 14, 2017
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Thaddeus

a small penis'd person who only lives to fuel his ego and sucks Satan's dick in his free time
I fucked Thaddeus and was disappointed
by Your A Door aka joey December 12, 2019
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Thaddeus F

A absolute stud muffin DILF Who’s skills as a cook are as good as his looks. (And he’s a Michelin chef in my book😉)
Yo bro wanna go eat at( Insert generic restaurant name)? Is that where the DILF Thaddeus F works? Yes, If what they say is true that his skills as a cook are as his looks then hell yeah
by Fe4r_Magnet0 May 22, 2025
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thaddeus

cunt ass bitch
has one personality trait

hugely self-centered
good in school

mommas boy
This kid may go to your school and you'll probably know him, but.... not for the things he may hope! Thaddeus or sometimes known as "thad" may be thinking to himself that everyone likes him because of his "looks" and "athleticism" but as unfortunate as it seem that is not always the case. People often think, " is he mewing", "why does he always carry around his soccer. stuff even though he doesn't have soccer", "why is he always smoldering". His friends are usually really sweet but he never seems to leave enough room for his them because of his massive ego.
"Oh my god this annoying kid in my class is such a Thaddeus"
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Thaddeus Baker

He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.
by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022
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