Thaddeus Peuterschmidt

Youtube celebrity all star lacrosse player pussymagnet alpha male

Guy 1: You heard of Thaddeus Peuterschmidt?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a fucking pussymagnet

by trout96 September 8, 2013

thaddeus quintero

A nigga that says his dick is small when it's actually big

I get tons of pussy because I pull a Thaddeus Quintero, girls never seen a small dick before.

by bacon splitz March 14, 2017

Thaddeus

a small penis'd person who only lives to fuel his ego and sucks Satan's dick in his free time

I fucked Thaddeus and was disappointed

by Your A Door aka joey December 12, 2019

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III

The father of the great gibby pumpernickel

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III really on that BULL this time

by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 17, 2019

Thaddeus Baker

He's always cooking up that Thaddeus Fried Chicken, he's good at math, and loves the color purple. He is also a baker and loves making cookies for all of us to enjoy.

Thaddeus Baker : Purple
Me : AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022

thaddeus

Thaddeus is the greatest person u will ever meet.even thought u might think hes a little weird he really isn't hes just a great guy. he is a very handsom man with great eyes and awsome body. he makes all the girls go crazy. friends with everyone. Always the most popular person in school.everyone loves him. If u get on his good side he will never betray u. Very very loyal.

O thaddeus, why are u so awsome

by hello435 May 4, 2022

Thaddeus Retigga

(n.) a short, rebellious high school student with a laid-back attitude, known for his daily vaping and marijuana use. Despite his low IQ of around 68, he’s surprisingly skilled at basketball but only plays on the C team, possibly due to his lack of focus or work ethic. His receding hairline adds to his unique persona, though he carries it with a certain nonchalance.

That guy smokes weed and vapes daily, he’s a Thaddeus Retigga.

by number1croatianflickergooner January 30, 2025