Thaddeus Peuterschmidt

Youtube celebrity all star lacrosse player pussymagnet alpha male
Guy 1: You heard of Thaddeus Peuterschmidt?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a fucking pussymagnet
by trout96 August 12, 2013
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thaddeus quintero

A nigga that says his dick is small when it's actually big
I get tons of pussy because I pull a Thaddeus Quintero, girls never seen a small dick before.
by bacon splitz March 15, 2017
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Thaddeus

a small penis'd person who only lives to fuel his ego and sucks Satan's dick in his free time
I fucked Thaddeus and was disappointed
by Your A Door aka joey December 12, 2019
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Thaddeus Retigga

(n.) a short, rebellious high school student with a laid-back attitude, known for his daily vaping and marijuana use. Despite his low IQ of around 68, he’s surprisingly skilled at basketball but only plays on the C team, possibly due to his lack of focus or work ethic. His receding hairline adds to his unique persona, though he carries it with a certain nonchalance.
That guy smokes weed and vapes daily, he’s a Thaddeus Retigga.
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thaddeus

Thaddeus is the greatest person u will ever meet.even thought u might think hes a little weird he really isn't hes just a great guy. he is a very handsom man with great eyes and awsome body. he makes all the girls go crazy. friends with everyone. Always the most popular person in school.everyone loves him. If u get on his good side he will never betray u. Very very loyal.
O thaddeus, why are u so awsome
by hello435 May 05, 2022
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thaddeus

cunt ass bitch
has one personality trait

hugely self-centered
good in school

mommas boy
This kid may go to your school and you'll probably know him, but.... not for the things he may hope! Thaddeus or sometimes known as "thad" may be thinking to himself that everyone likes him because of his "looks" and "athleticism" but as unfortunate as it seem that is not always the case. People often think, " is he mewing", "why does he always carry around his soccer. stuff even though he doesn't have soccer", "why is he always smoldering". His friends are usually really sweet but he never seems to leave enough room for his them because of his massive ego.
"Oh my god this annoying kid in my class is such a Thaddeus"
by anonymous18797644664 March 07, 2024
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