dirty thaddeus

Viscously fucking someone's throat while choking them then cumming all over their face and slapping them with your cock

He gave me a dirty Thaddeus but was nice enough to hold my hair

by Thewhoreshaveeyes March 30, 2020

Thaddeus Peuterschmidt

Youtube celebrity all star lacrosse player pussymagnet alpha male

Guy 1: You heard of Thaddeus Peuterschmidt?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a fucking pussymagnet

by trout96 September 8, 2013

thaddious

Another way to say "a man with an exceptionally large penis."

He's a thaddious.

by Idomtknow February 22, 2017

John Thadeus McDonald

John Thadeus McDonald is a interesting man. If you see this beast walking with a snap, be weary that's his Thad walk. Jack is the kinda dude that'll coach a youth football team with you even if you are stuck with a bunch of work anyway. He'll drive you around but he's not a chauffeur, he's an OL Savage, but even more than that, he's a friend. Overall John T. McDonald perseveres through every roast you smack him with. In the end Jack is a big ole boy who plays O Line but could debatably play tight end.

Oh hell no, fuck no! Thats the one and only John Thadeus McDonald himself!

by Deeesus June 15, 2017

thaddeus quintero

A nigga that says his dick is small when it's actually big

I get tons of pussy because I pull a Thaddeus Quintero, girls never seen a small dick before.

by bacon splitz March 14, 2017

Thaddeus

A hunk of a man with a purple mullet and massive hairy man bum.

Nice arse Thaddeus

by thaddeushasamassivebum December 24, 2022

Taddeus

A strong, confident, sexy, athletic man. Can learn to do anything, usually takes a leader role, and is very independent. Although he is tough outside, still quite a softy inside, funny and quite a charmer. He knows how to take care of his girl and makes her very happy. All the girls want him but he stays faithful to his girl. Has an amazing butt....and gorgeous hair.

Taddeus? Ou yeah

by tonda1234 November 21, 2021