Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
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When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"
So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her
by Mildley October 25, 2009
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Get the Textplanation mug.Similar to mansplaining but with a teenager who firmly believes he/she/they know everything, and are therefore obligated to explain it to you. Often accompanied with an eye roll followed by stomping and a door slam.
(Mom and Teenager watching Home Alone)
Teen: Mom, wait until you see what happens when the power goes out.
Mom: You mean when their phone lines are down?
Teen: Did know that phones went down back then?
Mom: Yes.
Teen: Well, it was because there weren't cell phones and they had phone calls go through wires.
Mom: I know. I was a kid at the time.
Teen: But this is different, Mom. You just don't understand! (Eye roll / stomp away)
Mom: I cannot believe he just teensplaining me about something I experienced 30 years before he existed! How does he think she automatically knows more than me and has to explain it?
Teen: Mom, wait until you see what happens when the power goes out.
Mom: You mean when their phone lines are down?
Teen: Did know that phones went down back then?
Mom: Yes.
Teen: Well, it was because there weren't cell phones and they had phone calls go through wires.
Mom: I know. I was a kid at the time.
Teen: But this is different, Mom. You just don't understand! (Eye roll / stomp away)
Mom: I cannot believe he just teensplaining me about something I experienced 30 years before he existed! How does he think she automatically knows more than me and has to explain it?
by Bananago December 7, 2020
Get the teensplaining mug.When a young and eager but inexperienced comrade condescendingly talks down to a person in the process of trying to persuade him or her of the principles and merits of scientific socialism, thereby ignoring Lenin's instruction to "patiently explain" and needlessly alienating said person.
Comrade, you should have known better than to tell the head of the feminist student association that Lena Dunham is a petty bourgeois shrew. That this is true is beside the point. Such trotsplaining does nothing to advance the interests of the world proletariat.
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Frank (text): what were they doin when u walkd in?
Lloyd (text): I can't textplain it..u just have to see it
Lloyd (text): I can't textplain it..u just have to see it
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