textress

A text-mistress. A woman aiding a man (or woman) in the act of cheating on his wife or girlfriend strictly through text messaging.

I searched his phone and discovered that he has a textress, whom he texts every night!

by Willyom November 4, 2012

textmessageless

Someone who has no credit to send texts.

Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then

by Jicib January 10, 2009

Textress

Noun: A woman so into her texting that she doesn't see objects like fountains in front of her.

This is a hilarious video of a textress falling into a fountain at the Berkshire Mall!!

Mary: Did you see that textress fall in the fountain at the Mall? And she works there!

Me: I doubt that fountain was installed since the last time she walked through there.

by T. Pro January 24, 2011

Textmessageless

To be without the ability to text message anyone.

Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then

by Jicib February 23, 2009

textcessive

Excessive texting.

"I got like 20 texts from Jenny last night."

"Man, that's textcessive."

by Playilan November 3, 2013

morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

by wisdomr March 10, 2011

testless

being without testicles or gonads
both literally (like a eunuch or being with no balls)
and figuratively (like a coward)

and now you're testless you motherf*cking whore!

by secretdiary1212 November 30, 2010