Testicular Coma 

A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.

Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.

Testicular Coma by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017

Testicular Osteoporosis 

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

Testicular Osteoporosis by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020

Testicular Torsion 

May god have mercy on your soul

testicular torsion

Testicular Torsion by potatomaster3301 June 2, 2020

Testicular Eclipse 

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

Testicular Eclipse by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008

Testicular Tickler 

When a woman is using a tickling motion with her fingers on a mans balls.

I was with this freak last night, she even used the Testicular Tickler on my balls.

Testicular Tickler by Noicore June 27, 2010

testicular torsion 

When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.

"OMFG, this torsion hurts!"
"I need a doctor to fix my testicular torsion"

testicular torsion by hussad October 17, 2004

Testicular Bull 

Lying about the length of one's penis.

Guy #1 - "Yup, I'm 11 inches."
Guy #2 - "That is so testicular bull."

Testicular Bull by chloeg29 December 14, 2010