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terminal stupidity

Terminal Stupidity - The combination of three factors: Lack of knowledge, lack of wisdom, and lack of concern, that endangers the lives of individuals afflicted with the condition, or those around them.

All three factors must continue for a substantial period of time for an individual to be considered "terminally stupid." The condition is often characterized by the attitude contained in this phrase: "I don't know, it don't matter, and I don't have to care."

Terminal stupidity is NOT a natural condition. It is a condition chosen by an individual, group, or corporation - but it is not a permanent flaw.

If the afflicted person or group can be educated with facts; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be informed by wisdom and experience; OR,
If the afflicted person or group can be made to understand how a specific situation or decision does, in fact, concern them;

THEN... They are not terminally stupid.

Simply being ignorant, inexperienced/unwise, or arrogant/hubristic (uneducated/uninformed, unwise, or uncaring) does not make someone terminally stupid.

All three conditions MUST be met.
"Those corporate fuckers are terminally stupid! Someone's gonna die thanks to their terminal stupidity!"

"That crazy hippie wannabe is terminally stupid, tying himself to the top of that tree. He's gonna end up dead that way."

"Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and George W. Bush were terminally stupid in deciding to go to war in Iraq."
by Smitty's Monkey Wrench July 7, 2014
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Terminally Online

A person who is considered “Terminally Online” is a man/woman who constantly sits on the internet, with barely any outside time, and almost 0 human interaction, other than online arguments
Person A: Hey, have you heard of {Blank}?
Person B: Yeah, that guy is terminally online!
by TheInternetSnake October 27, 2022
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terminally retarded

A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.
Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.

Prometheus: What a dumbass!

Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...
by sevenlayercookie October 9, 2009
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terminal gutterballs

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.
It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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terminally pretty

A drop-dead good-looking girl. Made famous in The Eagles song "Life In The Fast Lane
That girl isn't just gorgeous, she is terminally pretty
by Pretty_Ricky June 27, 2006
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terminal gazing

The act of people watching as they walk by in airport, train or bus terminal with the sole purpose of passing the time to reduce boredom while waiting for your flight, train or bus.
My flight was delayed 3 hours, so I passed the time terminal gazing.
by carlos villarreal April 27, 2006
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terminally old

A playful (and factual) way of suggesting someone/something is old and not getting any younger.
"Not Young? She's terminally old!"
by Matthew1471 April 10, 2009
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