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Dutch tenting 

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.
Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.
Dutch tenting by Gooselady January 16, 2016
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Drunk-Tenting 

"I drunk-tented Suzie last night while camping!!"

"Drunk-tenting is much more fun than I expected!"
Drunk-Tenting by Oliviersucksballs September 17, 2011

Shirt Tenting 

1) The act of pulling both legs up into your shirt to keep warmer.

2) Usually performed by girls & children who are cold, it helps trap heat.

3) Similar to Siberian Monk Sleeving, or putting both hands into opposite sleeves.
Lil Davey: "I was soo cold today I was shirt tenting all morning!"

Josiah: "You're stupid."
Shirt Tenting by DarkJer November 6, 2011

titillating tenting 

Closing the openings to your tent at a campsite before lovemaking.
The couple was titillating tenting at SC's only national park at night-Congaree.

Vaginal tenting 

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there
Vaginal tenting by Shellbean74 February 17, 2018

Group Tenting 

When you and the boys pop some Viagra and lounge about in basketball shorts just chilling all night.
Hey. I just happen to have four Viagra on me, and we all seem to be wearing pretty comfortable shorts. You guys wanna go group tenting?
Group Tenting by Oomny July 31, 2024

i was testing

“I was testing
*mental breakdown*
Geppy I’m going to ban you!”
i was testing by “”” April 22, 2019