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tard fam tension

The tension that exists between all the tard fam members. This tension is very apparent when all the tard fam members are in the same setting. You will constantly see them taking jabs at each other and also trying to put the other ones down. The idea is similar to tard fam supremacy where each one wants to be the top dog which is why the tension exists in the first place. I don't know if the tension will ever subside but head butting that goes on is always hilarious to watch.
Mike Carlson: I'm projected to get a 30 on my ACT.
Norman "Nick": Stfu, you'll probably get like a 22.
Mike Carlson: I think you're just jealous that I'll get a higher score than you.
Norman "Nick": You're actually a dumbass, 22 is a best case for you.
Mike Carlson: Oh well, still higher than York.
Ray Naker: Damn, the tard fam tension is real
by TurnM3Up December 28, 2020
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tenisia

The best person you'll ever meet a gorgeous human being well loved by many, fun, trustworthy, humorous, smart, honest, caring and killer looks she has everything to become anyone's best friend she will be the only one there for you when everyone has left you and she will be the one to wipe the tears off your face,now she will have beautiful hair, a hot body and a nice ass.
I really need a Tenisia right now...
When walking with Tenisia, people may ask if you’re together
by Paidnfull February 21, 2018
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sexual tension

the tension felt between two people who want to do something sexual together but hold back.
i so felt the sexual tension between you and rufio yesterday.
by erin May 4, 2004
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tennis

Intense sport with extremely hot athletes... also the basis of a lot of sexually oriented jokes. Involves a lot of time and travelling but is well worth the effort because of all the crazy-ass people you meet. :o
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player:

10- They're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.
9- They can do it with two people or four.
8- They have good hands.
7- They grunt when the action heats up.
6- They know how to make a racket.
5- They can hit it from all angles.
4- They got the endurace to last 3 hours - straight!
3- They're good with their balls.
2- They know just what to do with their stick.
1- Even when they aren't scoring, they're in love.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?
by theonetheONLYY October 6, 2005
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Tengis Toucher

A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)
Who won that game of "Tengis Toucher?"
by ssofa February 1, 2022
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porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.
You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!
by Dakota264 April 10, 2020
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Myspace Comment Tennis

When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.

Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.
Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.
by lurksteroni May 21, 2007
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