textophile

a person who can't hold a real conversation unless its via text.

A. Dude she didn't speak to me the whole trip, but she was mad texting me how much fun she was having.
B. Dude she's a textophile.

by notatextophile April 4, 2009

technophile

Someone who becomes sexual aroused while in the presence of latest technology.

Technophile: I have nothing better to do but bash gaming consoles and care about which console is selling best.

Me: Just play your fucking ps3 and shut the fuck up, no one gives a fuck.

Example 2:
Technophile: ...Ipod...Ipod...Ipod..........ipod...

by Astro man February 6, 2008

technophile

The opposite to a Luddite

He praises technology unlike that guy who is a luddite.

by Christian Lindman April 16, 2003

tedophile

An old red neck pedophile .

That young grunge girl blew a tedophile.

by larry of the jungle September 20, 2012

tedophile

An old redneck pedophile who prefers women outwardly.

Some one who follows Ted Nugent on twitter.

That young chic who blew that tedophile thinks he's a bottom.

by junglelarry September 20, 2012

TECHNOPHILE

Techno Music + Pedophile

"HAHA! Mr Incognito is a Technophile!"

by kawaiimandi December 12, 2008

Tedophile

Someone who serially watches TED Talks and cannot resist the temptation to inject into any conversation. Most sentences start with "I was watching a TED talk..."

Gary is such a Tedophile. He cannot help but inject a TED talk into any topic of conversation!

by SkippyBiff January 18, 2017