Ooh, ooh! It's a shopping website that gives you items that are totally not what they say they are! Totally worth spending that allowance money on...
by LululemonEmployee February 24, 2025
Get the TEMUmug. by Not TEMU May 12, 2024
Get the TEMUmug. Temu slut (noun): A dangerously enthusiastic online shopper who treats Temu like a personality trait—known for proudly flexing $200 worth of random “necessities” (like a cat-shaped garlic peeler or a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush) that cost less than a sandwich. Often spotted refreshing delivery updates every five minutes, defending their purchases with “it was only $1,” and secretly planning their next haul before the current one even arrives.
“Jessica swore she was just buying one phone case, but three hours later she’d ordered 47 items and joined three coupon groups—classic Temu slut behavior.”
by gyattus flatus October 4, 2025
Get the temu slutmug. A girl who shops excessively or has intensive compulsions about shopping on Temu and makes it apart of her personality, Temu girls are often distinguished when they approach strangers in public places in hopes that she could send them a link so by them signing up then she could get free shit from it without having to pay for it like most people.
Wow!, she deadass just interrupted me when i was talking so she could get me to sign up for this app using the link she sent, her broke ass needs a job like that shits embarrassing. What a temu girl!
by NotoriusMocha September 17, 2023
Get the Temu girlmug. temu-esque refers to clothing marketed as high-quality but turns out to be made from cheap, flimsy material — often associated with sites like Temu, known for selling low-cost, mass-produced clothing from China.
Person A: do you like the hoodie you ordered?
Person B: no, it’s made of cheap material, it’s temu-esque and not what i expected
Person B: no, it’s made of cheap material, it’s temu-esque and not what i expected
by jamlovesyou January 10, 2025
Get the temu-esquemug. A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.
by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025
Get the Temu Hot Pocketmug. When a white woman has been on TEMU for an extended unhealthy period, they begins to show symptoms of TEMU SYNDROME.
TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.
TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.
by baaaaaalzxack December 24, 2023
Get the Temu Syndromemug.