TEMU

Ooh, ooh! It's a shopping website that gives you items that are totally not what they say they are! Totally worth spending that allowance money on...

I went on TEMU today to buy a nice pink dress...it ended up in my mail and it was purple.

by LululemonEmployee February 24, 2025

temu

poorly made products from 重庆 (Chongqing) China that are so bad they break in seconds

person 1: I finna go on temu

person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常，绝对不是骗局

person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH

person 2: 请帮帮我，我厌倦了在工厂工作，我在中国重庆

person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀

by DatAsianFurry September 15, 2025

Temu

Temu is the kind of website where u fuck kids to get more monye

Temu

by anonymous December 8, 2025

Temu Yeezys

When you can’t afford the real Yeezys, and you head straight to Temu for the Temu Yeezys.

Hey did you know you can buy Yeezys from Temu? No man, those are cheap Temu Yeezys.

by AmyLane July 20, 2023

Temu Scam

A tlTemu scam is typically a slideshow on tiktok telling you "how to get rich" or an inspirational slideshow, and then the next slide shows a Temu code which they ask you to enter their code so that they can get more rewards. This is used a lot, and is called a pyramid scheme, where an app tells you that you can earn more rewards, but you must invite someone, which makes their app more popular so that Temu gains revenue off of it.

Anyway, you shouldn't really be using Temu, as it is not a trustworthy app.

A slideshow on tiktok says "want to earn money fast?" Then shows a Temu code. That is a Temu scam.

by poofart96 August 18, 2023

Temu Nintendo Switch

When you can't afford to buy an official Nintendo Switch, just buy it from Temu. : ) I promise you won't get scammed. //jk
(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)

don't buy a temu nintendo switch kids.

by anonymous200020 July 31, 2023

Temu Bassa

Very attractive, charming, handsome, sweet and kind person. Usually the name, Temu Bassa is used as to mention a person with nice personality in Ethiopia. People with the name Temu Bassa are ambitious, loyal, practical and disciplined person. They are believed to be a secretly lovers and responsible person. They are pretty laid-back person. It doesn't matter if they’re dating someone equally as chill or someone more high-maintenance — they adapt to any personality. This makes them one of the most relatable and lovable person.

Who said love is blind? Do you think Temu Bassa is blind?

by Real life story November 23, 2021