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Temu

Did you see that sweatshirt for $2 on temu?
by Straight fax August 23, 2023
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Temu Obama

A moniker for Hakeem Jeffries, by his critics. He is a congressman/representative from New York. He is often called "Temu Obama" by having similar assertive speech techniques and vapid platitudes of Barack Obama, but none of the charisma. Also known as the "Dollar Store Obama" for similar reasons.

Cory Booker is also called Temu Obama, however he is more like the "Bookie Monster" with his wide Muppet eyes like the Cookie Monster.
Person 1: Is that Barack Obama?
Person 2: No, that is Hakeem Jeffries, the Temu Obama. There is a difference.
Person 1: He looks just like him, talks like him, and walks like him.
Person 2: Yes, but with none of charm.
by DPSTTMPST June 30, 2025
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Temu SpaceX

When rocket companies try to emmulate spacex success and copying ideas knowing they will not come close to achieving the success but just want people to think they will
Yo slim you see that new Blue rocket company. Yeah dog they just Temu SpaceX
by ButOFthe12 December 27, 2024
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temu

poorly made products from 重庆 (Chongqing) China that are so bad they break in seconds
person 1: I finna go on temu

person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常,绝对不是骗局

person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH

person 2: 请帮帮我,我厌倦了在工厂工作,我在中国重庆

person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀
by DatAsianFurry September 15, 2025
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Temu

A app in made in Hong Kong where kids slave away and get wiped to make my 2 dollar TEMU glasses. The only people that escape use a forklift or a TEMU lambo Gina(off brand TEMU lambo)
Chinese man:HEY ARI JUST ESCAPED TEMU ON A FORKLIFFT

Chinese boy:CHING CHONG BINGLONG DING DONG
Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…
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temu slut

Temu slut (noun): A dangerously enthusiastic online shopper who treats Temu like a personality trait—known for proudly flexing $200 worth of random “necessities” (like a cat-shaped garlic peeler or a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush) that cost less than a sandwich. Often spotted refreshing delivery updates every five minutes, defending their purchases with “it was only $1,” and secretly planning their next haul before the current one even arrives.
“Jessica swore she was just buying one phone case, but three hours later she’d ordered 47 items and joined three coupon groups—classic Temu slut behavior.”
by gyattus flatus October 4, 2025
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Temu

When something is very easy and not hard
Person 1:yo that test was temu
Person 2: For real it was!
by SoccerplayerinSugarhill February 9, 2025
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