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Temu Syndrome

When a white woman has been on TEMU for an extended unhealthy period, they begins to show symptoms of TEMU SYNDROME.

TEMU Syndrome, similar to Skibidi Syndrome, turns the afflicted into a frenzied state, where they begin obsessively spending money and time observing TEMU.
"Bitch you have TEMU syndrome or something"
"NO I DONT LET ME GO ON TEMU LET ME"
by baaaaaalzxack December 24, 2023
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temu

poorly made products from 重庆 (Chongqing) China that are so bad they break in seconds
person 1: I finna go on temu

person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常,绝对不是骗局

person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH

person 2: 请帮帮我,我厌倦了在工厂工作,我在中国重庆

person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀
by DatAsianFurry September 15, 2025
mugGet the temumug.

Temu Obama

A moniker for Hakeem Jeffries, by his critics. He is a congressman/representative from New York. He is often called "Temu Obama" by having similar assertive speech techniques and vapid platitudes of Barack Obama, but none of the charisma. Also known as the "Dollar Store Obama" for similar reasons.

Cory Booker is also called Temu Obama, however he is more like the "Bookie Monster" with his wide Muppet eyes like the Cookie Monster.
Person 1: Is that Barack Obama?
Person 2: No, that is Hakeem Jeffries, the Temu Obama. There is a difference.
Person 1: He looks just like him, talks like him, and walks like him.
Person 2: Yes, but with none of charm.
by DPSTTMPST June 30, 2025
mugGet the Temu Obamamug.

Temu SpaceX

When rocket companies try to emmulate spacex success and copying ideas knowing they will not come close to achieving the success but just want people to think they will
Yo slim you see that new Blue rocket company. Yeah dog they just Temu SpaceX
by ButOFthe12 December 27, 2024
mugGet the Temu SpaceXmug.

Temu girl

A girl who shops excessively or has intensive compulsions about shopping on Temu and makes it apart of her personality, Temu girls are often distinguished when they approach strangers in public places in hopes that she could send them a link so by them signing up then she could get free shit from it without having to pay for it like most people.
Wow!, she deadass just interrupted me when i was talking so she could get me to sign up for this app using the link she sent, her broke ass needs a job like that shits embarrassing. What a temu girl!
by NotoriusMocha September 17, 2023
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like temu

A pejorative way to call a product subpar comparing to Temu's quality.
Man this shit is like Temu quality, did you really buy this from Temu?
by SeongGiSangWoo22 February 2, 2025
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Temu

A app in made in Hong Kong where kids slave away and get wiped to make my 2 dollar TEMU glasses. The only people that escape use a forklift or a TEMU lambo Gina(off brand TEMU lambo)
Chinese man:HEY ARI JUST ESCAPED TEMU ON A FORKLIFFT

Chinese boy:CHING CHONG BINGLONG DING DONG
Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…
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