temaleti

A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS. friendliest girl in the world with a funny personality and is fob.

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by idkijustwannadothisformyfriend August 1, 2018

Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

Tempe 12

Tempe 12 is a group of amazingly hot girls that all go to Arizona state university. It's been said that Arizona state has the hottest girls out of any school in the country, but Tempe 12 are a handful of the hottest. When you're in the Tempe 12, you can get into any club, anyones house, and any party you could think of.

Guy1: Dude, Tempe 12 was walking around my chemistry class today giving free calenders away! they convinced me to sign up for a bunch of stuff too! it was AWESOME

Guy2: Sigh, freshman..

by Sparky the devil January 13, 2011

Tampa Bay Rays

The first and only team in league history to start the season 0–6 and finish April with a winning record. The Team that made the Boston Red Sox go down in history as suffering the biggest collapse during the final month of the season in MLB history by giving up a 9 game lead in the American League Wild Card race at the beginning of September. The team that rejuvenated the term Amazing when associated with an MLB team

Fan #1: Did you see those Amazing Tampa Bay Rays make the play offs with the greatest comeback to clinch the wildcard in MLB history?
Fan #2: Yeah. The MLB commission felt so bad for Boston, having those bus signs promoting the Post Season with the Red Sox and all, they decided to add another Wildcard spot to help those crybabies out.

by TampaBay069yeah November 30, 2011

Room temperature IQ

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.

Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.

by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022

tempatic

Composing of or involving tempo.

He sang along to the song with precise tempatic rhythm.
He ran a tempatic warmup.
She walked tempatically to her car.

by AnonymousToad November 6, 2022

Tempe

City located in Arizona in which the main campus of Arizona State University is located.

"Lets go to Tempe and pickup chicks fellow Riddle Rat."

by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004