"We could get dance mats for DDR that stick to the floor with suction pads, but it'd be easier to kick it old testament and stick mine to the floor with duct tape."
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The last text that's sent from your phone by your loved ones so people know you're dead and not to text you anymore
The last text that's sent from your phone by your loved ones so people know you're dead and not to text you anymore
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Before I die I have to make sure I write a will and the text I want my loved ones to send when I'm dead it's my last will and Textament
Before I die I have to make sure I write a will and the text I want my loved ones to send when I'm dead it's my last will and Textament
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Jill: Yeah, that was sweet. Didn't I already reply?! Must have gotten textimental.
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