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Telescammer

A telescammer is someone who will call you constantly, claiming to be from big companies (such as the Microsoft, tax office, your ISP or bank, etc) in the hopes of tricking you into divulging your personal details such as bank numbers, social security numbers or tax file numbers - which they will often use to steal money or set up accounts in your name. Many of these telescammers run out of Indian call centres.
"Ugh I am so sick of these telescammers, calling daily and saying they are from Microsoft and want to fix my PC".
by Nosimp September 15, 2018
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tehesian prince

the act of intentianally showcasing the genital region with confirmation that they will be on display and purposefully making them stink as much as possible.
andrew went get his physical and tehesian princed the doctor.
steve knew he was getting head on thursday so he did not shower for 2 days and had football practice before said blow job, effectively tehesian princing that ho.
by andrew & steve January 18, 2008
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telecia

Telecia is a girl that will drive all the boys crazy and will get whoever she wants in a blink of an eye was once heart broken by a boy she was truly in love with but then found out he’s not the one she remains looking for that one loves all her friends deeply cares when they cry and when she’s down she gets suicidal and would start cutting but her friends talk her out of it she is really smart sexy amazing spectacular spicy Latino and hot
Oh I wish I had me a Telecia
by Lilly miller February 14, 2018
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teleswag

Obtaining marketing merchandise, or swag, remotely via telephone or other means.
Hey, could you teleswag me one of those green, squishy, noise-making balls?
by Noah Buddy November 7, 2007
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telespammer

Someone who repeatedly calls and leaves dozens of ridiculously short messages about unimportant things such as what they ate for lunch, where they are, etc.
Matthew is such a telespammer, he called me four times from the football game last night to tell me what he was doing.
by Lukie In The Sky October 25, 2009
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teleswap

v. to text or call someone who has just given you their phone number, for the purposes of giving him/her your phone number/contact information. Note: the practice of speaking the first phone number aloud is also a key facet in the process of teleswapping.

n. the practice of texting/calling someone to exchange numbers/contact information.
Sifl: "Hey, let's exchange numbers. I'll get a pen."
Ollie: "No need for a pen - just tell me your number and we'll teleswap."
Sifl: "Cool, here it is - 415-867-5309."
Ollie: "Cool."
Sifl: "Hold up, someone's calling me...man, who is that? I don't recognize the number."
Ollie: "Dude, that's my number - we just teleswapped."
Sifl: "So THAT'S what that's called!"
by morganfreemason June 13, 2012
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tehesian facemask

To place seran wrap over your partners face, then defecate on their face.
" I gave this girl a tehesian facemask last night, and OH MY GOD, she loved it."
by BatmanLifter February 2, 2017
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