Tekking

When sharing a tube, straw, or other liquid passing object between 2 urethras. Then urinating from one penis to the other.

When Tekking, you must sterilize the tube first.

by Platehatred August 20, 2010

tek

to apply oneself obsessively to a task, esp. while on methamphetamine

if you are going to tek your sterio all night I am going to bail

by trismegistus March 25, 2005

TEKS

TEKS is the most polite way of insulting a female person.

It spells the word 'SKET' backwards and is used as a polite backhanded insult!

Guy: 'i like what you've done with your hair TEKS'

Girl: 'whats a teks?'

Guy: 'its a book, a text book' (cover up the insult)

by u_r_sad_dot_com June 14, 2011

tek

Short for teknival. A large party/rave, often illegal (though not necessarily), where techno (tekno) is played through large speaker systems (rigs) by DJs.

The tek got busted last weekend.

by tekhead July 6, 2005

tek

Where the buck stops.

by SiCB0Y June 9, 2003

tek

A suffix added to the end of words to make them muzza.

Any word can have tek added to the end of it
Muztek.
jaytek.
runtek.
fazztek.
computertek.
schooltek
fagtek.
monkeytek.

by coinroller May 8, 2008

Lemon Tek

A process where you put dried shrooms, chopped up or grinded, into lemon juice. Essentially, the idea behind the lemon tek is that the acidic lemon juice will extract the active alkaloids from powdered mushrooms, increasing the absorption rate, decreasing duration and increasing peak plasma levels.

I'm short on time today so I'm going to lemon tek and be good to go by 5.

by C0ldfax June 23, 2011