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immortal technique

dope underground rapper, occasionally touches on political subjects that most rappers would be too scared to.
by Paul J December 20, 2003
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Douche Technique

Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too
"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh

"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny
by Flailage August 21, 2012
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Textiquette

the proper behavior one should use when texting i.e. responding promptly or the correct use of lol
brooke: god why does it take so long for taylor to text back?

jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette
by tayfresh February 14, 2009
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immortal technique

Great rhymesayer, with deep meaningfull lyrics. I saw this man hit up a blunt onstage cause he just couldn't give a fuck.
"Jerk off into books and bring life to words.."
by Mac Linton September 2, 2005
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pinch technique

Pinching the end of your penis before you ejaculate so you don't make a make a baby or a mess.
Clarkee used the "Pinch Technique" instead of cumming on the bed sheets and emptied in the toilet.
by Batdad69 November 16, 2015
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Buntyman technique

The buntyman technique involves microwaving two pieces of sweetcorn till warm then smearing over vaseline. When done you vigorously rub the sweetcorn pieces up and down your penis shaft till ejaculation takes places. Latex gloves can be used for extra kink
I knew my porn habits were getting out of control when I started looking at rosebuds and doing the buntyman technique
by DirtyMikeLad March 17, 2016
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Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.
“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”
by Haripu sea June 4, 2021
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