Technophrenic

Technophrenic is the Schizophrenic behavior of people who appear to be talking to themselves, but are really using a Bluetooth earpiece to talk to their stockbroker, friend, fellow work, ex-wife, dog, children, podiatrist, or anyone else who will stay on the line with them while they roam about doing God only knows what.

He ain't crazy, he's only Technophrenic. See the Bluetooth in his ear. He's yelling at his {Insert choice here}.

by Axiomatius December 14, 2008

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Technophobia

A person who is afraid of Technomusic, goes into a trance when hearing such musics.

Joe had Technophobia, after he hears techno music, he goes into a trance and dies from a heart attack.

by Hwang October 20, 2003

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Technophrenia

A pathological state of detachment from social reality, most often in the technological elite class, caused by extreme insulation due to incredible wealth and existing in an echo chamber where the correctness of the afflicted individual is continuously affirmed, leading to grandiose, impractical uses of influence and resources in pursuit of solving problems that do not exist.

"Tim Cooks technophrenia is out of control, he actually believes that people will wear his goggles into meetings."

by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025

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