testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.

Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Testify

Breaking the G Code, Testifying in court, aka Snitching

guy one: yeah that nigga was boutta testify man
guy two: man fuck man

by Hooookh February 23, 2020

Toastify

A nonce

God you’re exactly like Toastify

by Amrit Singh December 6, 2020

Tostify

mega bottom L

Did you hear about that streamer Tostify? You act just like him

by elyuila August 23, 2022

tastefy

Loudly and widely bragging about a delicious meal you prepared

Damien gathered the entire office together to tastefy about the rack of lamb he prepared this weekend .

by The BS Express November 4, 2022

Testify

Elon is wasting your time. Elon IS NOT Hym. This is all just prolonging the inevitable.

Hym "What is there for Elon to testify about? Really. You're wasting your own and everyone else's time. Don't do something stupid and accidently kill yourself waiting for me to have a stroke."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Testify Apologetics

One of THE BEST Christian apologetics. Knows how to dismantle any arguement against Christianity and embarrass apologists of oher faiths.

Person 1: "The Bible is corrupted, just look at Jeremiah 8:8! :
Testify Apologetics: You're misquoting the verse. Jeremiah 8:8 is actually talking about God's people rejecting His law like when Jeremiah 6:19 says "Hear , you earth: I am bringing disaster on this people, the fruit of their schemes, because they have not listened to my words and have rejected my law. All over the Bible, God's people consistently affirm the Word, so if it was corrupted, wouldn't God inform his followers about it?

by MofotheeG April 30, 2025