The Tasmanian thumbcumber

When a cucumber that encases an opposable thumb, is shoved repeatedly, slowly, and with passion into an orifice of the body.

Evan and his dad love preforming the Tasmanian thumbcumber together, but coach krumplesack prefers to go at it alone.

by Jaredlipp1717 May 20, 2022

tashjian

literally means rock in Armenian. Tashjians are strong, smart, and super-sexy people. They know what they want, they go for it, and they get it. They are stubborn and don't take no for an answer! They have alot of pride, are also loud, tend to spit while talking, and are crazy dancers. Tashjians liven up the party. If there's no party, they make one. They'll sing songs and dance to them! They love their music and heritage and aren't ashamed of (or regret) anything! Tashjians are the SHIT! *Abriiisss*

Who needs to hire a singer if its a Tashjian wedding?

Whoa..just can't get enough of those Tashjians!

Get me some tashjian!

BOY: "mommy...what are they doing?"
MOM: "turn around and walk away, hunny, and dont make eye contact..they're Tashjians

by HYE October 13, 2006

Tasmanians

Actually dont have two heads, and we are rarely harassed by tornado riding Tazzie devils such as you may see in 'Loony Tunes', quite nice people actually.

Well...Bruce:"hey are you a victorian?" Bill:"no, actually from Launceston, im a Tasmanian" Bruce:"oh ok, just askin......don't Tasmanians have two hea..POW!!..Bill:"stupid Queenslander..hurry up and use day light savings like the rest of us, maybe next time i punch you you wont be an hour late in dodging my fist

by Banjo-Sam June 16, 2006

Tasmanian Music Scenesters

The teenagers between the ages of 13 and 18 who live in town and never miss a local gig, and thrive on the metal scene. They often have a dress code that consists of band T-shirts that they may never of heard of (eg. the ramones), often matching flannies, messed up 'grunge' hair, skinny or ripped jeans, and of course converse. They're attitudes are very poser, and often with the motto 'if you don't look like us you ain't hardcore'. They love sitting in franklin square, smoking and giving dirty looks. As I said before, they love local gigs whether they know the bands or not, because we are so musically starved in Tasmania. They're are also emos that hang around and group together, but they usually only attend when bands like 'circle of blood' are playing.

Tasmanian Music Scenesters are a vast majority of the teenagers who have made town thier home.

Flannie girl: Omg, like I got sooooo smashed on the weekend in frankie, it was AWESOME, I was like spewing everywhere!!
Flannie mate: Like, cool. Did you see the lead singer of that band?? Omg, he was soooo hot!! I like stole his shoes and he though it was sooooo funny! Hey do you like my hair today?
Flannie girl: Yeah, it's soo totally grunge!!

by GubGub November 1, 2007

Tasmanian Two Stroke

Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.

He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.

by Daproduca September 21, 2018

Tasmanian fireball

When you crush up taki's and mix it with franks redhot sauce and funnel it into you penis whilst cum shotting into your female companians eyes making her run around like the tasmanian devil

Lady: wanna do the Tasmanian fireball
Alex: sure

*proceeds to do the Tasmanian fireball*
Lady: screams and rum around like the tasmainian devil

by PeenToot764 January 24, 2020

tashania

A complex combination of strength and love from afar. Dirty 3rd Coast Hard ball playa.

I swear I feel Tashania rn!

by Dani0rtiz September 20, 2020