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Tartaglia 

He kinda fine but he's a ginger and gingers aren't hot
A: I WASTED MY PITY ON TARTAGLIA
B: Hahaha couldn't be me

A: Go to hell bitch

tartaglia 

ed sheerans biggest fan
tartaglia is suffering from the disease of ginger
tartaglia by piss_queen_uwu June 10, 2021

Tartaglia 

the most ginger motherfucker you’ve ever seen. he says comrade 24/7 and is totally attracted to the literal geo archon. he is also scarily attracted to fighting. he’s also from genshin impact. oh yeah he’s also number eleven of the eleven fatui harbingers.
Person 1: Oh hey, Tartaglia!
Tartaglia: HEY THERE COMRADE WANNA FIGHT
Tartaglia by Snow~ December 26, 2022

tartaglia 

ah yes, tartaglia, the 11th of the 11 fatui harbingers. the mf that goes by many names, such as:

ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc

as a tartaglia slander i agree.

he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar

anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish

also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food

ty for coming to my ted talk <3
simp: i want cheetos but im too broke to afford a bag of cheetos :(((
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in

Tartaglia 

Ed-Sheeran.
For example "Honey, why don't you open Tartaglia's songs on the radio." which means the husband wants the wife to open Ed Sheeran Shape of You on the radio.
Tartaglia by dududu123 September 20, 2022

Tartaglia 

A: “mothafucka must be miho-“
B: *spills coffee on A*
A: “OUCH BITCH, DIDCHU JUST PULL A TARTAGLIA?”
Tartaglia by WHATSOEVERSUE December 4, 2021