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The Target Situation 

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When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.

Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb

or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
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Target in sight 

When a target comes in your gun or bomb sight.
Doolitte: Open bomb bay doors!
Rafe: Ripley, you got a target in sight?
Ripley: 37 degrees. TARGET IN SIGHT!
Rafe: Bombs Away!
Target in sight by Wake&Bake May 22, 2008

Target Guest Services 

The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!
One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"

Sassy Target 

a ridiculously underrated facebook page. dumbass pages like "satan" and "cell" have hundreds of thousands of likes and are shit but sassy target is hilarious and they actually interact with their fans.
"Dude did you see that hilarious status Sassy Target posted?"

"Was it about how shitty Wal Mart is?"
Sassy Target by barbariansteve December 24, 2012

soft target

A person or thing that is relatively unprotected or vulnerable to attack.
A supermarket is a soft target for a crazed guman.
soft target by talk2me-JCH2 June 2, 2022

stay on target 

Means to stay focused or on track when there are distractions or danger about. Can be used when talking to yourself and also when helping others. From Star Wars, where they assault the Death Star and they are in the trench run and one guy is bitching about it being too close and he wants to pull out and the other dude is like "stay on target, stay on targettttttt".
1. Ray: Dude I don't know about this dare to shit on her car, it's too busy, we could get caught.

Frank: Stay on target, stay on targettttt!

2. While biking down a hill Frank is thinking to himself I am going too fast I could injure myself. So he screams out to help him focus and gee himself up "stay on target, stay on targetttttt!".
stay on target by FRA$ER April 4, 2008

sperm target 

A tattoo, found on the small of a chick's back, which can be used as an ejaculation target. In the doggy position, the tattoo tends to collect jizz if you pull out.
Boy, look at the sperm target on that hoe's back. I'd like to hit it with me jizz.
sperm target by jeffjeff July 16, 2008