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Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!
by Lord evil May 15, 2013
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John Tardy

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.
John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.
by DaRoffle October 17, 2015
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tariyah

Tariyah is a name you would want to be friends with.She was sent from heaven, shes an angle, very smart and she can attract you very easily.
tariyah is sent from GOD
by tariyah May 11, 2018
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tarfun

Oh my god TARFUN. What can we do.
by Senior Diablo July 1, 2005
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Lardy-Tardy

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.
Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.
by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011
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Texas Taffy

A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.
I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.

I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020
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TARFU

Also stands for "Totally And Royally Fucked Up"
In the 1944 U.S. Army animated short The Three Brothers,a character named Fubar is a brother of Private Snafu (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up) and Tarfu (Things Are Really Fucked Up, or Totally and Royally Fucked Up)
by jjake47 September 9, 2010
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