cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Tardmata

Noun, Unknown marking(s) found on ones body usually after a night of heavy drinking.

Amy says "Anne, come look at this on my hands. I have no idea how these holes got in my hands..what happened last night?" To which Anne replies "Amy, this is clearly a case that you have been touched by the mystery known as Tardmata"

by AnnaAileen April 3, 2007

Tardatic

To not be retarded, but instead to be tardatic.

Are you a retard, or are you tardatic?

by Tardisma the Wholesale Wizard May 4, 2019

tardranglar

A person that quarf in a persons mouth

A tardranglar is in my house

by K ill me November 16, 2019

tardmath

a math course aimed at lesser intelligence.

Oh, you're taking tardmath!

by yibisk July 16, 2024

tardatious

Meaning you are slightly retarded, foolish, or stupid.

Speeding past the cop was a tardatious move on her part.

by liv.cheyanne May 27, 2024

Tardatial

Adjective, meaning spacious despite its small size. From the noun TARDIS from Doctor Who

Wow this tent is Tardatial.

by Ebford BBQ club June 15, 2025