Tardcore

Noun: Someone who seems completely ignorant or idiotic in method, speech, or action, but is surprisingly capable of amazing feats.

The Scotsman from Gendy Tartakovsky's Samurai Jack is Tardcore

by kataklyzmik June 21, 2006

Tardmonger

a pompous imbicile; buffoon

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER

by AJeanM February 10, 2008

Tardiot

1. Combination of a retard and an idiot.

2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.

3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.

I tried to explain to Jeff how to add more than 2 numbers together but he is such a tardiot he didn't understand.

by GMB123 February 26, 2010

Tardmart

Walmart or any other store that is run primarily by a socially and/or mentally retarded workforce.

You better stay in school unless you want to end up being a greeter at Tardmart.

by Robertao October 19, 2006

Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011

Tardnocracy

A tardnocracy is when the idiots and tards come to rule a country through sleight of hand, general luck, or apathy in the voting public.

America used to be a Democracy, now it's become a Tardnocracy

by WhiskeyTango September 17, 2008

Tardmeister

n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.

Holy Crap, you're the biggest tardmeister I know, Devon.

by heylo August 30, 2005