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Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.
Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!
by vududady January 27, 2012
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Turdstick

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.
Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.
by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017
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Terristic

‘Terristic’ is a word you use when you want to describe something that’s terrific and fantastic at the same time. It ultimately gives more power to your sentence, with a word thats two great things in one. Use it carefully though, for it holds potential.
“Emma’s skateboard trick was so terristic! Did you see it?”
by spoonstr June 18, 2022
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Tardilicious

A such called retard whom wants to be someone over the net and in real life his ass is kicked and made fun of in school everyday.
Words can't describe such stupidity.
Tardilicious
by YourN8mare May 30, 2006
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Facebook Tardilicious

Someone who has no clue about Facebook.

Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.

The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."
My mom is so Facebook Tardilicious that I had to post her profile picture for her.

My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!
by pism February 10, 2010
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tardistan

An alternate generic name for any of the many psychotic,theocratic,kleptocracies that exist in the middle east with the last letters consisting of the dreaded "STAN".These countries could fill Tard Wagons(short yellow bus)for the next century due to the fact that they are full of TARDO(retarded)backwards people.
My vacation really sucked because I accidently arranged to spend it in a filthy,vile,bleak Tardistan country!
by tickyul December 9, 2008
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tardification

Jess is such a tard now, it was a very unexpected tardification.
by Du-Hanz January 18, 2008
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