The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.
e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.
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A brilliant person who hide his game the best way possible. Beautiful, courageous, protective to his family. This is Tarrick
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by NicciRicci January 29, 2009
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Get the Turdicken mug.Turdicken is a chicken breast wrapped in a split open bull penis stuffed into a turkey and baked. Often served at Seder as well as Ramadan and Christmas. It is also the main course at the White House Thanksgiving feast.
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2.) Her Hair was tardiculously nappy. She really thought she was
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3.) Her outfit was tardiculous, she had matching stockings.
4.) He had tardiculous sideburns, I felt like I was on goodtimes.
5.) He waits tardiculously outside the club for lil girls.
looked tardiculous.
2.) Her Hair was tardiculously nappy. She really thought she was
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3.) Her outfit was tardiculous, she had matching stockings.
4.) He had tardiculous sideburns, I felt like I was on goodtimes.
5.) He waits tardiculously outside the club for lil girls.
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