When you’re naked in the shower and you grab another persons genitals as you would during a regular handshake. Usually used when setting a bet.
by Dbith57 June 9, 2017
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The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.
The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.
by Buttstuffer365247 November 22, 2019
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Just when I thought she couldn’t take anymore, he stuck his dick inside next to my hand, and there I was, giving them a Tallahassee punch and tug.
by Gushyfysh June 13, 2020
Get the Tallahassee punch and tug mug.The name of a young girl who is beautiful both inside and out. Whenever you are with her you feel like life can't get any better, like she is perfect, perfect enough for the both of you. She is your definition of perfect. She is kind, so kind that most people aspire to be her, or be with her. You can trust her, she is not judgemental and she will take all of your secrets to her grave. She is just waiting for the right guy and when she finds him, she will give him all of her. And more. She will the best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for. She is also a best friend. She's one of those very special people in your life. The first person you think of when you make plans. The first person you go to when you need someone to talk to. You'll call them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you're sad she'll try her hardest to cheer you up. She gives the best hugs in the world! She is a shoulder to cry on, because you know that she truly cares about you. She is the kind of person who would take a bullet for you, because it would be too painful to watch you get hurt. She's amazing with kids and the parents too. She isn't afraid to talk to people because she believes that everyone deserves at least one chance. She is purely amazing. She's Tayla.
ayla is such a babe. She is just gorgeous.
Tayla: Describe me in one word?
Boy: Mine. And I wouldn't change that for the world.
Of course I like you Tayla. You're fun to be around. You're smart. You're funny. You're (very) cute. You're different. You're crazy. You're perfect, in an imperfect way. You always speak your mind. You have the best laugh. Of course I like you Tayla. You're you.
I don't know what I'd do without you Tayla. I love you so much, it hurts sometimes.
Tayla: Describe me in one word?
Boy: Mine. And I wouldn't change that for the world.
Of course I like you Tayla. You're fun to be around. You're smart. You're funny. You're (very) cute. You're different. You're crazy. You're perfect, in an imperfect way. You always speak your mind. You have the best laugh. Of course I like you Tayla. You're you.
I don't know what I'd do without you Tayla. I love you so much, it hurts sometimes.
by ❥ anonymous ❤︎ August 21, 2016
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by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
Get the Tallahassee Gas Mask mug.A crazy and beautiful girl who will make any guy fall in love with her in a heart beat. She is hilarious and she has the most adorable laugh ever. She's usually not single, only lucky guys get to take her. Talyah isn't a very serious person, but at times when she needs to be serious, she will be. Talyah is also a very smart girl, she always knows how to make people feel better and she smells so sweet. She has beautiful hair, and she's a very skinny and tall girl. Anybody who has a Talyah in their life is a very lucky person.
by sandygravit2202 December 14, 2014
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Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.
by watermelawn March 17, 2017
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