Dusty Telephone

A booty call with a person is over the age of 65.

12pm and my dusty telephone rings.

by Innabus June 27, 2010

cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.

Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.

by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011

Italian Telephone

Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.

Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"

by Telaride January 4, 2013

Shoes over telephone wires

Shoes over telephone wires signifies gang territory, a loss of a young life, a nearby drug dealer, or just kids being kids.

Don't knock on a strangers door and ask for weed, because there are shoes over telephone wires, nearby.

by GrandmaButterfly September 3, 2022

The Telephone

When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.

She gave me the phone signal at the bar and I gave her the telephone the next day.

by ThePhoneHandler March 23, 2017

telephonesis

(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another's thoughts via telephone.

Patrick: What am I thinking?
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.

by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010

guido telephone

yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".

Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"

by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009