Taintology

A slightly obscure medical study that focuses on the Perineum (also known as the TAINT or GRUNDLE). Many medical majors acquire this degree from a 2 year technical school before moving on to something more prestigious, like proctology. It is also a study that enrolls a high amount of medical school dropouts.

"I heard that Jimmy was going to be a doctor!"

"Yes, but he flunked out of Med School so he is going to apply for the Taintology program at ITT Tech instead."

by Historyman August 19, 2008

Tainthole

The art of licking from the taint to the starting crack of the anus

Get mad at someone yell Lick my tainthole!!! Then tell them to look it up on urbandictonary .

by xxcrazyclownxx August 28, 2016

tantoo

The white shape you get from tanning with a sticker on your body so that at the end of the holiday you get the shape of the sticker whiter than the rest of your body.

That's a really cool tantoo you've got...

I've got a tantoo of a star on my stomach...

by Alex nicholas April 23, 2006

taintjob

when a girl just licks your taint, the sensation is amazing, while one of her hands jacks you off

that girl gave me a killer taintjob last night

by Ryan Ren a.k.a. Lil 'RR' October 18, 2008

taintpopping

The act of applying pressure to the perineum (the area between the scrotum and the anus) on a man during sexual activity. "It taint your balls, and it taint your ass!" Best when used during oral sex, or a hand job firmly stimulate the prostate gland which is located there...causing an INTESE ORGASM! Go POP YOUR TAINT, GUYS! Can also be done while masturbating, or having intercourse. Fun for all occasions!

You're not getting out of this bed without a little taintpopping, my sweet!

by dancedivajan July 4, 2016

taintnoid

The ancient ancestor of the peon, or insignificant person. A person that is in much conversation but never popular, instead the opposite they are the subject of snickery and negative conversation..

Tommy says to Jane " Did you see what Duross did the other day? He picked up a hitch-hiker and is letting him live in his closet." Jane replies "Is he making him pay rent?" Tommy says "Who cares the guys an taintnoid!"

by Pulfinger December 7, 2013

tantooine

If there is a dead center of the universe, this is the planet that it is farthest from. Very hot, very sandy.

Tantooine is full of scum and villiany, such as the Hutt.

by boredguy777777777 January 23, 2007