alaskan tailpipe

When you take a shit so glorious that you deem it necessary freeze it, and reinsert it, either inside of yourself, or somebody else.

Dude, I tried the Alaskan tailpipe last night. I regret everything.

Cleveland steamer

Alabama hot pocket

by I licked a cat one time April 13, 2016

go suck a tailpipe

Go kill yourself (1990s) used by Bill Hicks to encourage advertising folks to go off themselves.

Go suck a tailpipe

by Trolledu June 29, 2015

Tailpipe

That tight, puckered opening of your wife or female friend that is situated just inches below her beautiful love tunnel. The only place that one can be a Bung Tonguer, or even an Anal Intruder. When spreading her ass cheeks wide, you can place your nose up close to her Bunghole and slowly inhale the scent of her Balloon Knot and slowly lick the taste right off and around her Gumhole. With slow, deliberate stabbing motions of your tongue, in and out of her Turdcutter, she can achieve anal orgasm. At that point you introduce the aspect of being a Rectum Rooter and while thrusting your penis in and out, ejaculate deep in her Tailpipe.

Larry: Hey Joe, you are acting odd. What happened last night?

Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to Cornhole Cindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.

by The King Cornholer May 9, 2008

eskimo tailpipe

When one decides to take a jolly pee into a condom which they feel the need to freeze and then use as {didlo}

or penetration device once frozen.

Hmmm my Eskimo tailpipe worked perfectly

by T grizzlt January 6, 2018

tailpipe milkshake

Fucking your girl in the ass and cum in it and suck the cum out.

Man I gave my girl a tailpipe milkshake.

by Kingkilla_254 November 21, 2016

french tailpipe

The act of burping into your partner's anus. Said burp then gets farted back into your mouth. The process can then be repeated for a dual-exhaust bonus.

Farting into your partner's mouth and then having them burp your fart into your mouth or your anus also constitutes as a french tailpipe.

"That french tailpipe smells like poop but tastes like lunch!

by team gonzo January 26, 2010

tailpipe

To have anal intercourse with someone. Usually against their will.

Jim’s outback getting tailpiped by Ted.

by Sam February 20, 2004