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tasmania bullride

a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.
Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.
by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006
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themanism

1. noun: a person notorious for stalking random girls online. 2. verb: the act of stalking random girls, mostly on social networking sites.

themanism refers to the act of stalking random girls, mostly on social networking sites. This behavior is typical among loser guys who would not dare to look a girl straight into her eyes in real life. Characteristic traits of these guys is adding random girls whom they rarely know as 'friends' on social networking sites, liking and commenting on every activity of the girl and stalking the girl till she removes the guy from her friends' list.

An easy way to identify a person exhibiting themanism is checking out their recent activity on social networking sites. Their activities would usually consist of status messages targeting girls and comments only on girl's profiles.
Dude, Jack exhibits typical themanism. He 'likes' Julie's status which reads PMS is the worst a girl can go through!

Gosh, this guy is a typical theman. He updates his status message on Facebook every ten seconds with random songs to convey a message about how lonely he is without a girl friend.
by suryaa.theman April 23, 2011
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Tasmania

Tasmania is Australia's cool climate island state, although the capital city Hobart has more sunny days in summer than any other Australian capital city. Many non-Tasmanians mispronounce Tasmania's second city Launceston as Lawn-ceston. Locals pronouce it like Lonn-ceston.

Tasmania is about the same size as Switzerland, Ireland and West Virginia. Indeed bearded Tasmanian "hillbillies" can be seen driving pick up (utility) trucks with gun racks, and the driver may be wearing a large hat. You may be forgiven for thinking that you are in West Virginia.

The Roaring 40's wind pattern dominates the state's climate producing higher rainfall in the west and a milder climate in the east. Tasmania has some of the world's purest air and contains some of the planet's most pristine national parks and unspoiled scenery. The southwest is a confederation of heritage wilderness parks, in many places still impenetrable and unexplored.

The southern lights or Aurora Australis is visible from most places in Tasmania. Tasmania is also known for the possibly extinct Tasmanian Tiger, the Tasmanian Devil, Erol Flynn and Princess Mary of Denmark.
Tasmania is relatively free from crime, an inncocent state.
by I. G. Spong February 11, 2007
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tasmania

Small island, the most southerly state of Australia. Hobart is the capital city.

Little-known fact: Hobart is the second driest capital in Australia.
While we're in Australia, let's go visit Tasmania.
by davey_677 August 28, 2005
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Taelani

Lovely as cool summer breeze, Angelic when shes sleeping, funny, but a trickster at times, whines when she doesn't get her way. Very spoiled, gets attention from everyone she meets because she is so cute. most boys won't talk to her because she is so dang mean, but they secretly wish that she was theirs.
Her name must be Taelani.
by MRW123456789 March 9, 2011
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Tamani

The baddest bitch you'll ever encounter , usually short and short-tempered, crazy, passionate,artistic, and ready to ride for her friends and family whenever wherever . Don't cross her she will cut you, and don't try to play her because she's probably already 5 steps ahead . Has the stalking skills of an FBI agent . Loves food hates too many people in her personal space.
Damn Tamani is bad as shit.
by 0Taurus0 March 13, 2017
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Tasmanians

Actually dont have two heads, and we are rarely harassed by tornado riding Tazzie devils such as you may see in 'Loony Tunes', quite nice people actually.
Well...Bruce:"hey are you a victorian?" Bill:"no, actually from Launceston, im a Tasmanian" Bruce:"oh ok, just askin......don't Tasmanians have two hea..POW!!..Bill:"stupid Queenslander..hurry up and use day light savings like the rest of us, maybe next time i punch you you wont be an hour late in dodging my fist
by Banjo-Sam June 16, 2006
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