Tadpole Gourmet

A male homosexual.

"Mama damn near vapor locked when she found out Rock Hudson was a tadpole gourmet."

by Cheez Head January 21, 2009

Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.

Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."

by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009

tadpole frappe

New England term for a mouthful after a blowjob.

Thirsty, honey? How about a tadpole frappe?

by I learned it from Mino November 5, 2004

Tadpole Rampage

When a man's individual sperm are so strong and large' when he ejaculate they appear to be a swarm of angry white tadpoles. this cause a great pleasure in all women no matter the sex position, you can also use it in facials and or creampies. (this sometimes tickle her and make her giggle.)

Girl 1- have you ever gotten tadpole rampaged?
Girl 2- Yeah! it makes me giggle!

by iTzBlazinAzn November 14, 2009

Rounding up the tadpoles

Strangling the parrot, punishing percy in the palm, spanking the monkey

"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"

"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"

by AJT67 September 1, 2007

tapology

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.

For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

albino tadpoles

An albino tadpole is of course a white tadpole, this tadpoles usually come from a males testicle accompanied by semen. In other words an albino tadpole is jizz, cum, manonaise etc

'hey Debbie, let me fire my albino tadpoles in your dirt pond'
'Ok Ronald but don't forget the lube'

by -Legion- October 29, 2005