tms

"facebook status"bout to log off tms if u got the number
by lildee93 November 10, 2011
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We chated in IM and TM
by ima90sbb January 07, 2009
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Abbreviation of "trademark".

1) Taken literally, the US Patent and Trademark Office defines it as "a word, phrase, symbol, and/or design that identifies and distinguishes the source of the goods of one party from those of others."

2) Sometimes satirically added to the end of a word or phrase, to characterize it as overused, a loaded statement, disingenuous or pretentious.
"When will the patch to this newly released video game be ready?"
"soon (tm)"
by ShyAnon March 30, 2020
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Damn! TMS. I'm out of here.
by phdeed2015 June 22, 2018
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to study something that can get on your nerves but may come in handy to sound intelligent
I've been TM'ing all day and I still don't understand Pavlov
by Miss. osnoprodavonoblikavitch January 12, 2009
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temporary moment of stupidity

what happens when normal people do something stupid for no reason. several instances of tms are indicative of something else
person 1: I can't believe you walked into that parked car
person 2: a real tms
person 3: shut up and get me some ice!!!
by T-do December 27, 2006
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An abbreviation for "touch myself." To be used in sexual and seemingly non-sexual contexts.
Scenario 1
Dan: How is that Chipotle bowl, Savannah?
Savannah: Fabulous, Dan. How is your pot roast?
Dan: *breaths deeply* TMS. *hand*

Scenario 2
Dan: oh my god, Kent is walking toward us.

Savannah: *heavy breathing* TMS.
by DaXi February 02, 2017
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