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synchronous

1. Moving or operating at the same rate.

NOTE: Commonly used interchangeably with the term "Symmetric" in reference to describing Digital Subscriber Line (DSL) data connections in the communications industry.
"An Synchronous Digital Subscriber Line (SDSL) connection is far better than ADSL or Dialup."
by Hack February 28, 2005
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Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.
Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.
by reaganstump January 14, 2017
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Synchrony

The act of being on such a supreme level that two people can think as one.
We have such great synchrony
by Pseudonym46 December 5, 2018
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fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.
Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
by PositiveZero March 7, 2007
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Synchronized Skating

A team of 12-20 figure skaters who move across the ice as a unit. Synchronized Skating is most popular in the Scandinavian countries and North America. Team Surprise of Sweden holds the record of being the most decorated team in history, holding 5 World Championship titles. Miami University is the most decorated team affiliated with a university, winning the only World Championship medal for the US to date. Miami University is also the current US National Champion.
The Synchronized Skating team of Miami University has won US Nationals 3 times, and are the current National Champions.
by Betsey's Gold May 3, 2009
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Synchronized Pegging

When two women wearing strap on's pile drive a man in the ass.
Mistress Rachel and Mistress Katelyn needed to punish their boytoy so they gave him a round of synchronized pegging.
by PRTastic September 10, 2016
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Men's Synchronized Diving

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.
A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.
by Assweepay2 July 31, 2012
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