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Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause
Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."
by DanoNYC February 3, 2010
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Sit Down, Switch It Off

Person 1: *stands up with phone in hand*
Mr David: SIT DOWN, SWITCH IT OFF!!!
Person 1: *melts*
by The All Seeing Mr David March 8, 2019
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switched up

when a person suddenly changes their behavior towards you for the worst.
Aw man, I used to fuck with her heavy but she switched up.
by lightbrownsugar May 12, 2016
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Seed Satchel

An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.
Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.
by .Woody. October 27, 2007
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Rodshoo Switcheroo

It's when a woman eats a male's ass and then right after they switch over and the male start to eat the woman's ass
Bob: yo, you fuck that bitch last night?

Blamah: nah she didn't let me fuck so I hit her with the rodshoo switcheroo!!

Bob: Damn nigga you dirty!!!
by rodshoo October 15, 2018
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Nintendo Switch Online

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.
John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"
by VinMannie September 19, 2018
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giggle switch

Colloquialism for the selector lever on a select-fire firearm or safety on an automatic weapon, which engages the mechanical safety, semi-automatic fire, or automatic fire/3 round burst. Switching to automatic fire and putting streams of lead downrange is well known to elicit giggles of joy from anyone who grew up playing video games or watching GI Joe/The A-Team.
1) Private Joe Snuffy flipped the giggle switch on his M-249 for the first time, and laughed maniacally as he engaged the pop-up targets on his qualification range.

2) Rangemaster: "Flip that giggle switch and give 'er a whirl

Trainee: "heh heh heh . . ." *BRRRRRRRRAP!*
by DoomsdayJesus October 2, 2013
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