Swordsman

Basically, a man who fucks alot of hot women. He is not quite a player, nor a pimp. He isn't a heartthrob either. He just fucks hot women and exists.

Father: did you hear that Brad Penny fucked both eliza dushku and alyssa milano?
Son: Wow, what a swordsman!

by t7j939 June 18, 2009

swordswallower

Noun- Term of endearment. Like the sideshow act, a person who is able to swallow long rods of steel down into the belly. See Guiness book.

"Holy cow you fucking swordswallower!! How long has it been since I fingered your girlfriend?!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

cross swords

When two or more guys are having sex with a chick and they accidentally touch penises; much like two swords dueling.

Scott and I were tag teaming this chick and he was afraid we might cross swords! Thankfully it was more of a Chinese Finger Trap situation than anything else.

by TonyTone June 25, 2006

pounding out the swords

a catch-all phrase that can be used to provide emphasis to whatever you are talking about.

My paper is due tomorrow, it looks like I will be pounding out the swords all night to get it done.

Nice work Joe, you really know how to pound out the swords!

by LosHermanosPoliticos October 19, 2010

pork swordsman

a man of dubious marriage potential, a homosexual, a bum bandit

backs to the wall lads, theres a pork swordsman on the loose

by Sally Struthers September 1, 2003

Speed of Swords

A speed twice as fast of the speed of light, as defined from Fighter from 8-bit theater, Interlude 02.

Ninjas are too slow for me because I move at the speed of swords--it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but i don't know where so dont ask--so that is why you see my sword blur like that.

by Monoshift November 12, 2010

swords

Don't fuckin' touch swords!

Swords'll cut your fuckin' hands off!

by Douglas Young October 7, 2007