Slootch

Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.

That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.

by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011

swooch

gooch sweat forming after/while extreme physical exercize

While on my run i got rank swooch and it started to drip down my leg

by Arthur Loucks January 18, 2007

swotch

swamp + crotch = swotch

1.much like "swass" (swamp/sweaty ass)
more commonly used for/by girls than guys.

2.also used as the smell of a girl's swamp crotch

1.it's so humid here my swotch is outta control.

2.damn, you smell that? someone here has a bad case of swotch!

by meejee July 18, 2006

snootch to the nootch

Term made popular in films by director Kevin Smith by the character Jay; means of denoting the lightheartedness of a comment or joke. Also, a general exclamation.

"Man, I totally had sex with your mom. Snooch to the Nooch!"

by Musasa May 4, 2005

Scootch

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009

imma shootchoo

A warning, generally said in a low whisper and accompanied by a fingergun, that should be used in place of the brandishing of an actual firearm.

Why you lookin' at me, Lo? Imma shootchoo if you don't quit, son.

by J. Azam March 28, 2007

Spootch

Semen, spunk, schpunkern, tadies,sperm, goo, cream

I deposited a wadload of spootch on my bitch's face

by Splurter December 8, 2003