Taylor Swifting

The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?

Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

by Yo.Homie September 6, 2009

swifting

When someone steals your spotlight. Derived from Taylor Swift being "swifted" by Kanye West.

Everyone hates Kanye for swifting that innocent little girl like that.

by wearenightowls.com September 15, 2009

Swifting

A mild form of torture, carried out by a game of hiding pictures of Taylor Swift in odd places to be discovered at a later time by family, roommates or the Orkin man. Such hiding and finding is homage to the ubiquitous nature of Ms Swift on the cover of every magazine, all over memes, as well internet news stories. Hiding places can include, but are not limited (to anything); Under the toilet lid, inside medicine/ kitchen or shop cabinets, inside foodstuff containers, re-rolled in paper towels, tin foil, gift wrapping. Swiftings do take on an electronic form in the embedding of a random picture of Taylor Swift , or a recording of one of her songs, in emails, tweets or Facebook postings. The art of Swifting began in Madison Wisconsin (Willy St area) in 2013, and has now spread through social media ( e.g. 'I Was Swifted' on Facebook) to the states of Massachusetts, Oregon and Washington. Random Swiftings have occurred from Louisiana and California

"When I opened the carton of Eggs, I was totally Swifted!" "Every time I turn around, I am getting Swifted! Two Emails, one picture stuffed in the book I was reading, and a "self Swift" as soon as I got in the car, 'cause I was flipping stations and and caught "trouble when you walked in"... ear-wormed myself for the whole day..." " We should hear screeching as soon as Bob and Betty go to bed, I put like a dozen Swiftings in their bed, pillowcases and taped four to the ceiling!" Not to be confused with Taylor Swifted

by Furthur Rider January 29, 2014

Taylor Swifting

To drag your ass along the ground like a dog as a type of meme.

Q. Hey what are you going to do tonight Ralph?

A. Oh, I think i'm going to go Taylor Swifting with Ron and Linda.

by example1 August 23, 2012

Taylor Swifting

To sit in front row seats at a show and stand up the whole time and dance like the inflatable arm flailing tub man. Usually involves very bad arm movements, weird body bouncing and off beat head bobbing and waves.

I am going to be Taylor Swifting the whole night at the Kendrick Lamar concert.

by blahblahblahtimestwenty April 19, 2014

Taylor Swifting

1. While having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its butthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.

"Dude I totally Taylor Swifted at that party last night."

"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."

by Captain Encyclopaedia August 17, 2012

Swifting

When someone tatally disses and embarrasses their ex. (Just like Taylor Swift)

She is totally swifting him!

OMG!!!!!! He is swifting her SO hard!!!!!!!

Oh!!!!!! He just got swifted!!

OMG!!! She is swifting him ALL OVER Instagram!!!

by Iceskates126 September 13, 2016