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Switching Positions 

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
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switching swings 

The act of being attracted to the same sex after an unsatisfied sexual intercourse.
Bro 1: Fuck dude i think that girl fucked me over and i want dick now.

Bro 2: Yeah same dude, i think i might be switching swings too.

switching to geico 

Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.
Sorry Jill, I can't take your shit any longer. I'm switching to Geico.
switching to geico by hjoyrg March 13, 2020

switching ends 

Going between throwing up and having diarea. Normally when food poisoning or something of that nature occurs.
I am not feeling very good, I was switching ends all morning.
switching ends by T3gs September 1, 2017

Switching Tracts 

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.
It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!
Switching Tracts by KT77 December 20, 2019

switching suitcases 

Making gangster moves usually involving drugs and/or money and moving them from one location to another.

See the movie Blow.
Coyote: "Meet me at the T.J. border tonight."
Gangsta Me: We gonna be switching suitcases?"

switching lanes 

When you go from cumming to then having to piss
I fucked this bitch then I went to the bathroom but had trouble switching lanes to take a piss.
switching lanes by Dubs&Hoes November 19, 2013