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switched lanes without signaling 

Its when you are fucking a girl and with out notice you put your penis in her ass catching her off guard like when you switch lanes on a highway with out signaling. Usually results with the girl pissed off and angry if she has never done anal sex before.
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switched face 

When you first meet a person and they are so kind at first. They only show you a made up version of themselves. When you stop being able to be useful to them or y’all have an argument then you see their true colors. They reveal to you it was just an illusion and show you how evil they really are.
Me and icky where best friends until she switched face.

When I found out bob was becoming successful and not sharing his success with me I switched face on him because I never liked him from the start and now I’ll show him how deep rooted my hatred for him is.
switched face by Nesha Unique January 31, 2023

Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race
Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis
Switched teams by Dumbpolish April 8, 2023

Switched On 

1. Beyond turned on.

2. To personally know many important people in high positions that can be called upon for favors.

3. An intelligent person who is also on the ball.
1. Seeing your titty text made me so switched on I can't stand it.

2. Cain didn't have any problem finding a job because his father is so switched on.

3. You can trust what Willy says because he really is switched on.
Switched On by kookaburra September 17, 2010

switched on 

Switched on can mean to be in love. It is used to describe the feeling someone feels when they are infatuated or turned on, it is another form of turned on. I guess it is not really in love but it can be used in a different sense than turned on.
Woman you have me switched on, why don't you let me pick you up at your place tonight?
switched on by rkland March 5, 2007

Switched the cups 

It's an old movie trope (One example of which is the movie "The Princess Bride") where someone tries to poison someone else by pouring 2 cups of the same drink and poisoning the cup intended for the other person. The person being poisoned "switches the cups" and turns the tables on the poisoner.
Evil poisoner gerl "Here. Let's have a drink."

Iam "Oh, hey, sure."

*Both drink*

Evil poisoner gerl "Ack! What's happening!?"

Hym "Oh, oops... I switched the cups... I switch things around sometimes. In my head and otherwise. Oops.."

Iam "Maybe Cain caught Abel switching the cups Perhaps the Sin Cain allowed to "have it's way with him” was deceit. He let the false idol he worshipped deceive him and switch the cups. 'Every single time I make a sacrifice it's the wrong one?' he'd ask himself. If he was the one stealing the sacrifices how would he not know why they weren't being accepted? And maybe that's why he wasn't punished. Because if you are willing to Sin against me; why should I not Sin against you? And that's why the retaliatory violence always escalates 7 fold. That's where the feedback loop started. The snake eating it's own tail. Because (at the time) there were only 9 Sins and There were only 4 people. And no one had ever killed anyone before. Which Sin was it and what makes you think Abel was the good one?"
Switched the cups by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

SWITCHED up 

To be under the influence of alcohol, and to be high on marijuana.
Bro I’m so switched up right now
SWITCHED up by Cooonhunbttee March 28, 2019