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The Whistle Swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host.
"Damn! I never thought this show would lead to us doing the whistle swinger!"
by Lofty888 June 3, 2020
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uncultured swine

A member of society which is seen as an outcast, knows nothing, and lives under a rock. Often this person is seen as stupid and is almost always ignorant as to what goes on in the world. They have little to no knowledge of how to interact with others.
She said that Mozart copied off of Rihanna? What an uncultured swine!

Because he thinks art is fool's play, he might as well be an uncultured swine to me!
by Rachel3404 December 8, 2013
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Slushee Slinger

A racial slur referring to any brown skinned man working at your local convenience store
"Damn, that slushee slinger checked my ID when I bought those blunt wraps. I wonder if he's going to bomb a major US city."
by grahamburglar April 22, 2013
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swingers ad

Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.
When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:

Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife

Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.
by July41944 August 3, 2009
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A Big Dick Swinger

A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field
by momomomco September 16, 2019
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Shit slinger

A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.
That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.
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Chicken Swinger

1) A pejorative term for a Jew referring to the killing of chickens as part of an atonement ritual practiced by orthodox Jews on the eve of Yom Kippur known as kapparot;

2) An orthodox Jew (in particular).
Even among major media, serious discussion about peace in the Middle East is inevitably preempted by the intrusion of a walleyed chicken swinger ranting about Israel's "right to exist."
by JebediahSpringfield88 January 12, 2023
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