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Swindon

A small inferior town in Wiltshire, England.

Known for its 'townies' and inbreeding, so Father's Day is always one of the most confusing things ever to happen in their town. Full of roundabouts, railways and burnt out cars. Really is a nasty place to live.

Swindon Town FC had one season in the Premiership and conceded the most goals ever in one season in that top flight. Silly inbreds.
Whats the definition of mass confusion?
Faths Day in Swindon
by Oxford lad April 25, 2004
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Swindon

Hypothetical noun. A place in the mind of a drunkard where they have gone to when severely inebriated. It is usually used by the inebriated individual to describe his drunken state or by another to describe an inebriated individual.
1. Less drunk friend: "Alright mate, how ya feeling?"
Very drunk friend: "Ah mate, I'm well passed Swindon."

2. Person 1 to Person 2: "Have you seen Person 3? He's off his Swindon."
by Swindonlad December 7, 2010
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Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.
My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!
by Jon May 20, 2003
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Swindonitis

Latest news: Swindonitis spread follows decline in condom use among youngsters
by Anonymous October 22, 2003
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Swindon

Where the infamous, most unsung soul singer of all time, Randy Brown came from.
The most unsung soul singer of all time came from Swindon, which is why no one bought his records.
by Bobby December 17, 2003
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Swindon

“Would you love to go to Swindon?”
Oh yes.”
by MintyMorte May 12, 2018
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swindon city

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.
Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus
by big daddy j (ur moms lover) April 28, 2021
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