Sweatpants

Probably the softest and most comfortable thing in the world besides bunnies.

School would be a much better place if everyone wore sweatpants instead of jeans that are either too tight or so loose that their underwear is showing.

by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012

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Sweetman

Sweetman is a term used when to described a male with huge penis - this term is believed to come from Sweden; where it is pronounced Svetmanne (s-vhet-man-er).

My Boyfriend has a Sweetman; its godly!

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by Joshua Samuel February 7, 2008

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An individual in a video game who is so excessively "tryhard" and "sweaty" that the previous two words don't apply to them. Typically, a sweatmonkey can be found in games that involve ranked modes or are highly competitive/toxic. Generally, a sweatmonkey is a major douchebag.

Player 1: Yo, that guy just killed me out of spawn! He flanked the entire map and is just spawncamping and ignoring the objectives!

Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.

by That_Phony_King September 11, 2020

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sweatpants girl

The stereotypical college girl of the modern era. She always wears sweatpants (unless she's wearing pajamas), because she feels that her complete and total comfort trumps the fact that she looks like a complete and total slob. The sweatpants are usually accompanied by a school t-shirt and flip flops in the summer and a school sweatshirt and Ugg boots in the winter. Common accessories include an extremely expensive handbag to go with her clearance-sale sweatpants, and sunglasses that take up half of her face. A cellular phone can always be seen close by, for the rapid sending and receiving of text messages, unless at the moment she's preoccupied with listening to the latest chart-topping rap song on her iPod.

Nicole is a sweatpants girl. She rolls out of bed five minutes before class, never brushes her hair, and can always be seen in sweatpants (except for the times she gets up so late she just keeps her pajamas on).

by pbm19 April 1, 2008

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sweatpants kid

A child who wears sweat pants at every opportunity. This child is usually socially inept and has a love for military vehicles, trains, model airplanes,pokemon(or other card game) and lego. They come in pairs and only ever interact with their pair, or other sweatpants kids. One of the pair is usually a borderline sweatpants kid. The other is usually an extreme sweatpants kid. If the sweatpants kid has no pair, he is referred to as a sweatpants single. They usually have bad hygiene and do not shower on a regular basis. In medical terms, it is referred to as SKS, or Sweatpants Kid Syndrome. To be diagnosed with SKS, all symptoms need to be present. The cure for SKS is maturity.

Cool guy - how the fuck does he know so much about trains?
Cool guy 2 - hes a fucking sweatpants kid
Cool guy - o that would explain why it smells like shit

by Dr. Noghan February 18, 2010

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