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the seattle no

The Seattle No, is a passive way of declining something. Indigenous people of Seattle do not like turning down friends of acquaintances, therefore they passively decline without actually declining.
If you invite someone from Seattle to an event and they respond, “Hmm yeah that sounds interesting, I’ll have to check,” that is the Seattle NO. If they say “Maybe” and then you don’t hear from them for a while, that's a Seattle NO. If they say “I don’t know” in Seattle that means NO.
by Indigenous PNW'er February 6, 2014
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Seattle Creamer

When you're in a Seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista ejaculates into one (or multiple depending how pissed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. Usually served hot.
Chance: Can I get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
*Barista takes, and gives the order*

*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"
by Chance, James, Brian, Andrew December 11, 2012
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Seattle Fetish

A term applied to woke beta males in Seattle who have a strong sexual preference for persons experiencing homelessness. Typically advocating to keep homeless encampments in their neighborhood and will fight any type of encampment removal as it would remove their sexual partners from their local area. They will distribute 2-person tents during mutual aid activities to facilitate future intercourse. When confronted about their fetish, they will claim their accuser lacks compassion, is privileged and ask "where will they go". It can also be used in reference to females who prefer men who are experiencing homelessness as well.
Tell Sean to quiet down in her tent, we all know he has the Seattle fetish, but there's a rec soccer game I'm trying to watch.
by justsayintherain October 2, 2021
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Seattle SuperSonics

A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.
Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
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Seattle tuxedo

Jeans and a black fleece (REI or North Face) - wearable at any time of year and to pretty much any place in Seattle.
"Is that a new fleece he's wearing?" - "Yeah, his Seattle tuxedo looks sharp"
by LeoS December 14, 2012
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Seattle Blunt

The often talked about rarely seen style of smoking a joint which has origins in the greater Seattle, Washington area. The user instead of lighting simply one end of the cannabis roll, instead lights both ends and continues to smoke as per the norm. This is usually done when already incredibly ripped as it one of the lesser intelligent things to do. Users of this style of smoking are commonly seen wearing dark lens glasses and a beanie as well as other black/grey clothes. Users often enjoy nirvana, rain and overcast.
Christian and Eric smoked mad Seattle Blunts on their west coast trip.
by PussySlayer69420 September 30, 2013
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Scattleship

"Hey dude you gotta check out this scattleship i just deployed"
by Firestarter_8686 October 2, 2008
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