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Swanson

The neighbor that when you see him coming you cringe knowing he either needs your mower, a tool or wants to drink beer all night.
Oh fuck here comes Swanson, I wonder what it’s gonna be this time.
by Joey Kotts October 18, 2020
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Swanson

How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.
by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020
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SWANSON

an individual with glasses and blonde hair. This could be anyone but it always will look like swanson
yo look its swanson
that kid looks like swanson
lil swanson over there
by Morgmaster6969 September 29, 2023
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Swanson Conversion

Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...
by Jvshangold January 9, 2017
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Swanson's Angry Man Dinners

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.
Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!
by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004
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swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.
Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.
by deer huntin March 17, 2016
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Swanson's dinner

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent
I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.
by Nick D February 27, 2003
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