Sven

A young man wondering why the fuck everybody's posting these lies they call definitions of their names.

"Hey, let's post more of this fuckery so Sven can see it."

by Sven.. November 22, 2021

Sven

Sven is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's sweet as hell and also half swiss. Can also be a total asshole when he wants to and when he's defending his best friend or his crush. If you're his friend, you're the luckiest person on Earth,

Sven is the most amazing person ever!

by carbon_copy July 14, 2014

Sven

A sociopath with serious mental issues. Even though he may seem smart, he is not not smart. He has an ego bigger than all of the penises in this world (I have a 60 meter cock).

This guy is such a Sven ... Lets shoot him :))))

by sven erik-bolz June 19, 2017

Sven

A young man wondering why the fuck everybody's posting these lies they call definitions of their names.

"Hey, let's post more of this fuckery to annoy Sven."

by Sven1996 November 22, 2021

Sven

A local term in Oxford for a panini with pesto and double pepperoni.

"Hi, I'd like to order a Sven please"

by Not Sven November 6, 2018

Sven

Swedish common male name

Hi Sven! How are you ?

by Linda_peterson October 16, 2006

Sven

1. A widely known german name.

2. That guy from those commercials that wears the biege sweaters.

If you happen to meet one, prepare to be laughing eternally. Sven is someone who is constantly singing, laughing, and secretly talking about you behind your back...and to your face.

Also, Sven is someone you should SEX.

Sven just cunt-punched that chick wearing the same sweater as him.

I was thinking I'd stop at my locker, RAPE SVEN, go to biology...

by ScreamSilently February 20, 2009