i got an A on my test....SCALDINGS!!!!
Zac: "Hey Sam i brought some beer over...."
Sams Responce: "Scaldings!!!"
Zac: "Hey Sam i brought some beer over...."
Sams Responce: "Scaldings!!!"
by Jasper Copenhagen December 9, 2008
Get the Scaldings mug.1) working very quickly while actually not accomplishing what is needed to get done. getting distracted with details while not paying attention to the overall goals.
2) delaying the inevitable despite all signs pointing to what must happen.
2) delaying the inevitable despite all signs pointing to what must happen.
"i thought we where here to paint the walls, not get all staldi with the curtains."
"dude, cannot you see mark is an asshole? don't get all staldi and not fire him now."
"dude, cannot you see mark is an asshole? don't get all staldi and not fire him now."
by moffss February 2, 2010
Get the staldi mug.A person with a bubbly personality and gives you a cherish feels whenever you talked to them. Unless they're being a jerk, in that case, screw you sal!
"she's being very saldir to everyone"
by EdwardMcMuffin December 15, 2020
Get the Saldir mug.Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.
by Uncle Club February 2, 2020
Get the Hog scalding mug.Svalkism is a newly founded online religion, centered around their god, svalkobuum. They believe that he has created all of nature, to be harnessed by humans, and as such, they feel a deep sense of gratitude towards him. They find it as their duty to create a world in his image. But what this image is, is not known to many.
The religion is regarded as a cult by some, but this belief is not widely spread.
The religion is regarded as a cult by some, but this belief is not widely spread.
by svalk May 17, 2021
Get the svalkism mug.any abandoned beverage especially/typically occurring after/during a big party...coined by the Beasters of EC Glass High School class of 1990
It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails
It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails
There were a bunch a lighweights at the party last night as indicated by the hundreds of spaldings we had to clean up.
by jcollege May 18, 2009
Get the spalding mug.The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake.
The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.
The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.
Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up.
Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!
Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!
by Jam-Master Jay March 13, 2008
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