suckitary

a secritary who sucks at what they do and probably sucks off the boss to keep their job.

me: "did you get those faxes?"

client: "no i didn't"

me: "you'll have to excuse our suckitary sheri"

by griznowel December 30, 2007

suckitism

When saying "it sucks" just isn't enough.

"This sucks so bad, it's reached full-on suckitism!

by pickle sniffer July 15, 2013

SUCKITUDINAL

Synonym of sucky but sounds cooler by far.

Monica pooped in the house again, that's suckitudinal.

by Kristymcj August 17, 2006

Slutty Surbiton

Posh girls that go around wearin barely nything. they are HOT.

Dave: whoa she looks yung 4 a slapper
bob: nah shes just a slutty surbiton!

by yomonnnn March 19, 2009

Surkitt

(n). Surkitt
A Surkitt is a person, usually a girl, that is loving, caring, but emotionless deep inside. Surkitts are usually found at Starbucks, Garden World and Bathhouses. Surkitts are particularly fond of Evans. They are often viewed as a cute couple. Surkitts can become annoyed when Evans don't ask them out. The work Surkitt come from the Welsh phrase 'Sir, Cut!'. It originated from 578 BC, when ancient circumcision was popular.

Oh, look! It's a Surkitt!
Surkitts and Evans go together so well!
I love this play; Well Wishes, written about Surkitts and Evans!

by PandaNecrophillia August 22, 2016

suckitudinous

The quality of being bad, unpleasant, unlikable, and otherwise sucky in a pedantic, majestic way. Related to suckitude and other words derived from suck.

Our English professor is forcing us to read suckitudinous, Pulitzer prize-winning crap this semester.

by Stephanie M. November 1, 2003

Sukrit

a kid that plays sports who gets frequently injured and never quits bitching about his "injuries". His injuries are of the slightest nature and randomly occur.

Saurabh says, "Owwww!" "My tetanus shot!". Caleb says," Quit being a Sukrit."

by swamizzle March 20, 2008