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carpet surfing

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.
crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.
by kareemo February 3, 2006
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Cow Surfing

Mounting a large woman, slapping her on the behind and riding the wave.
Man that girl Joe was with was soooo big. Dude must be into cow surfing or something!
by ERROR_NAN July 28, 2010
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vagina surfing

When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave
Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"
by roscoeuk April 7, 2015
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Surfing the crimson wave

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
by jdi May 10, 2004
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bone surfing

The whore was bone surfing on my dick for an hour!
by Elgondo December 29, 2008
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bed surfing

Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.
I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.

She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.
by TheFrias November 3, 2013
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Surina

The Best Described Surina Morphemes are actually found to be described from Sanskrit sura meaning "goddess." Surinas in the Modern Era commonly show their Goddess heritage by generally being kind, wise, thoughtful, and agreeable people. Most Surinas are also shown to have great aptitude at tests of skill, such as chess, puzzles, and games due to their deity namesake.
Person 1: Holy Heck, they're doing amazing at Wack-a-mole!
Person 2: Yeah of course, that's a Surina right there

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Person 1: How'd you know my name was Surina?
Person 2:You were the only one to get a 100% on the last Comp Sci test.
by bigdicbeee June 28, 2020
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