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stimulated as fuck

when you drink caffeine at the same time you rip nic
person 1: yo i’m so tired why are you so awake
person2: i’m stimulated as fuck rn
by albertthe4th December 9, 2021
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Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.
Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.
by KaBoom August 14, 2014
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Swimulate

verb; swimulation, swimulated, swumulate, swamulated, swim·mu-lating, noun
–verb (used without object)
1.
to dance as if you have no bones.
2.
to bob about due to massive consumption of hooch
3.
to sway, suspended in air as if floating in water.
4.
to smoothly slur all words in one solid sentence without spaces in the face of a worthy mate and thus make her totally swoon/swumulated.

5.
to be immersed or steeped in or overflowing or flooded with boozification at your local boozapalooza.

–noun
6.
an act, instance, or period of swimulation.
7.
seemingly unaware of your surroundings yet actively engaged in getting down and shaking your groove thang.

Etymology: The combination of simulate and swim. Coined by Joey Meatballs previously known as Joey Bahamas.
1.
Human: "Joey Meatballs, you look like you are really feeling this song by Toto."
Joey Meatballs: "I'm totally swimulating. I want assimilation through swimulation for everyone, to feel as though we're all of one mind..."
Human: "You sir, are a living legend."
Joey Meatballs: "...and yet I bleed real blood."

2.
Despite the crowd between him and the bar, Joey Meatballs will swimulate through them to get his beers from the bartender.

3. "Ah man, I am so swimulated right now."
by GardnerLou May 9, 2010
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Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature
In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.
by CompChem311 April 25, 2010
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simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...
by evilleppy June 13, 2020
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Stimulate Your Senses

The ad says this brand of gum will stimulate your senses.
by Names Aren’t Important February 6, 2022
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200 Players Simulate A BRUTAL Civilization in Minecraft

A YouTube video uploaded by jjkay03 about a Minecraft survival experiment including 200 players scattered across 4 different islands, the peaceful plains, The hot desert, the dangerous jungle and extreme snowy taiga. Each player was given a single life and no help at all.

Who will Survive?
Yo you seen 200 Players Simulate A BRUTAL Civilization in Minecraft?

....no?
by Zalingie June 15, 2022
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