Shmeelovs

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"

Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.

by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Shmeelah

What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

shmeeky kleeky

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun

Luh shmeeky kleeky

by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

Shmeelof

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs

Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...

by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016

Sameen

SAMEEN. the best person that you'll come across, she will always have your back, the most trustworthy person, she never feels the need to judge you or give you a hard time. Sameen is easy going, chill, bubbly and hilarious. everyone wants to be around her. she makes friends super quickly and keeps them, so don't be mad if she hangs out with people other than you. She is usually considered popular but doesn't care about those things. if you get on Sameens wrong side, expect her to forgive you but never trust you again. messing with Sameen is like suicide in most situations, she gets mad and irrational. but if you've never done anything to her, she is never going to leave you. Sameen is a rare name and if your lucky enough to have one as your friend, I'm jealous.

P1: " Sameens single?"
P2: " yessir"

by kskskskskskskncuehg92ecqax;171 August 22, 2019

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

sameergasm

The instant orgasm that occurs while listening to the godly voice of Young the Giant's lead singer Sameer Gadhia.

I think I just experienced a sameergasm during the chorus of Cough Syrup.

by youngthegiant<3 July 30, 2011